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Wednesday, May 25, 2011
True Love
True love is, while giving your child a bath, squeezing human feces out of said child's hair after she has smothered it all over her entire body, crib, blankets, and on the walls.
I remember the one and ONLY time that Theo woke up early in his crib, undid his diaper, and smeared the poop over the crib and walls. I had him sit in a 1-inch bath while I cleaned out his crib. Nasty!
Ha, thanks for the sympathy! It was so disgusting and sad too. She had done it before her nap. Two hours later, she woke up to find crusty poop absolutely everywhere and was scared out of her mind. Poor thing!
Oh Jess, that is absolutely disgusting!!
ReplyDeleteI remember the one and ONLY time that Theo woke up early in his crib, undid his diaper, and smeared the poop over the crib and walls. I had him sit in a 1-inch bath while I cleaned out his crib. Nasty!
Here's to hoping it never happens again!
Ha, thanks for the sympathy! It was so disgusting and sad too. She had done it before her nap. Two hours later, she woke up to find crusty poop absolutely everywhere and was scared out of her mind. Poor thing!
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